Our issues with boys named John...
1. They are swimmers
2. They have one foreign parent
3. They complain about being tired, yet they stay up to all hours every night even though they know they have morning practices
4. They make promises they know they will not keep
5. There name's are John
6. They eat way too much
7. They love each other way too much, its just not normal, something else is going on...
8. They love butts...and boobs in movies
9. They are stinky
10. They don't call aka Fra!
11. They never respond on aol
12. They dont buy us anything, we buy everything
In conclusion swimmers whose names are john should not be dated. This is your warning. Stay away while you still can!!!
 they are sooo lovers!
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